Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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i hate black people

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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baloney sandwich

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What does water taste like? Water

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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