Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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