- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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