Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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fish fishy caoimhin

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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