Vaginal secretions

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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