- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

So FDR walks into a bar.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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