- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How would you rule?

Rebecca Black

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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