What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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