Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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