- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

drugs.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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