- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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