Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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