What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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