- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

My penis is big... not.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

I'm HIV positive.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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