prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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