- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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