What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

your face is kinda funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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