Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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I'm hungry.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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