- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Dumbledore dies.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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