- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Sam Hengal.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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