- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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