A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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