What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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