What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A train poops its pants.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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