If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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