- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A bar walks into a man

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Girls soccer

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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