- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

charlie sheen

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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