- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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