Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Tilt your screen back

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

You sick fiend

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

This is a joke. Laugh!

I C U P White stuff

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Anti Joke

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