- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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