why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

who's a slut... you're mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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