- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Then none of us want to be right.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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