Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Ben Affleck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

what tall and looks like a jew?

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Anti Joke

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