why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Anti Joke

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