Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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nickel back

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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NASCAR

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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