- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

your mom gave me head.....phones

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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