- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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