- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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