What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Buzi vagy!

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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