- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

womans rights...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Nuneaton..

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Matthew Baker

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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