What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Tilt your screen back

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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You sick fiend

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Rebecca Black

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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