Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Barack Obama.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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