- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

which one is easiest

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Racial equality.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.