A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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