- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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