- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Gay republicans

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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