You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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