- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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