- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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