- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?