A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

knock,knock you suck

whats up and also down? your mum

What? Why?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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