what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What's one plus one? two.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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