What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you spell eight? 8

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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