Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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