Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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