Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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get in the car.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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