- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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