How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what's black and can't swim?

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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