- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

you know whats not funny white boards.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

charlie sheen

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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