Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's 9 + 10 19

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Women's rights

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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