- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

all the kids had fun

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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