- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Robin, get in the batmobile

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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