What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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