sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Guest what? Dog

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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