- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Black people.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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