- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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