Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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well now

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Penis

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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I Have a Black Friend

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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