- Anti Joke

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Barack Obama

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.