- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

A car walks into a bar.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

HOLY COW!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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