- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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