How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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my whole life!

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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