What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

knock knock go away!!!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

womens rights.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

this is not a joke.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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