- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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