- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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