how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

NASCAR

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Dwight Howard

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

This is funny.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...