whats a joke

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Knock knock *open*

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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