Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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