Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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CHORGLUND

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The WNBA

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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hashtags suck balls

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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so...um, yeah

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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