- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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