- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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