- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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