- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

so...um, yeah

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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