Do you play piano? No

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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