Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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