Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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3 like an eel

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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