Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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