Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what did the old lady die of old age...

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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