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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

wanna here a joke? you.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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