"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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This is funny.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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well use a tissue!

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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