Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's funny? Women's rights.

well use a tissue!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Dwight Howard

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

NASCAR

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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