A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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