- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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